The asshole hippie neighbors got another dog. The first one, Stillwater, is borderline psycho and one can never get bored with hearing one of the humans call it at all hours of the day and night. "Sttilllllllwaterrrrr"; it's like having the movie "Almost Famous" playing 24 hours a day. The new dog, Bong Water, is some type of large mutt with matted hair. It will fit in nicely with the Patchouli smelling mother fuckers that live there. What's next for them? They are running out of water-related names for pets.