Rare or RARE?

I had no idea that people could be so moronic and still remember to draw breath. A guy orders a steak rare, he gets it rare. Then he says, "I didn't want it THAT rare". His kids were demons, his wife was on some kind of medication and they asked to see the manager three times. Once because the soup was cold, once for the RARE steak and the last time to complain that there wasn't enough chocolate in the chocolate cake. Trust me sir, the last thing you need is an extra 3000 calorie squirt of chocolate syrup on your cake.