Tuesday, June 30, 2009

Whether women want to accept it or not, most are fucked in the head. There is a fine line between being bisexual and being a lesbian. Lesbians that use phallic shaped sex toys but run around bashing men every chance they get are puzzling. Sorry, I like dick too much to be a dyke but there are times when it's hard to pass up a fish taco.

Scenario. You hook up with a chick, take her home, have a good time. Everyone is giggles and grins but you know, 4 in the morning is 4 in the morning. I don't want to cuddle with you. I don't want to hear about your ex that cheated on you. In fact, the only thing I do want to hear is you getting dressed and walking out the door. That might sound cruel but you know, I'd rather say it and have someone get pissed than to have to lay there for five hours listening to them ramble on.

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