None of my posts posted. I'm convinced they are floating around somewhere in cyberspace.

In any event, I thought it was a great idea to buy a five pound bag of pumpkin seeds. Shortly thereafter I realized that I have no self control when it comes to them. The end result was a crap on deck that felt like I was birthing a million glass shards. I'll gladly add that to the list of things that I never want to do again.